This is how our conversation went at dinner:
Melissa: "Amanda, stop waving that pencil. It will fly out of your hand, hit Rebecca in the eye and blind her." (standard mom-speak, right?)
Amanda: "But I want to blind her because then she will need to get a dog to help her and I can play with it. I really want a dog."
Jay: "Amanda, that's not funny. Not all blind people have seeing eye dogs, they are not to play with. Being blind is not a joke, etc."
Amanda: "OK fine, I'll blind myself then." (pencil moving towards eye).
Melissa and Jay: lots of yelling.
Melissa: "Let's get back to what we were talking about. Amanda, do you have a best or worst today?"
Amanda: "My worst is that you won't let me blind myself."